Slip on the apron and badge to activate full “participant energy,” then set up a makeshift breakout corner, one chair is sufficient. Scribble a few cryptic notes in the tiny notebook and underline a couple of random words with the marker to simulate meaningful engagement. Nod thoughtfully at your imaginary facilitators, toss in a well-timed “hmm,” and wrap it all up by declaring the session “transformative,” purely for dramatic effect.